I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

this is seriously the best thing I have ever seen oh my goodness

I am officially a fan of this woman’s..

280,908 notes | 02:11 am • Sep 2,2014 • via whitepeoplestealingculture (source yayasmeen)



dumb idiot spider makes web off of a water bottle and shelf

update: I banged him

with a shoe

it is deader than dead

45 notes | 01:18 am • Sep 2,2014 • via what-is-this-i-dont-even (source durbikins)



6,493 notes | 01:17 am • Sep 2,2014 • via pisssmoker (source kimkardashianweast)


When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

58,792 notes | 01:16 am • Sep 2,2014 • via doujinshi (source weloveshortvideos)

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8,053 notes | 00:54 am • Sep 2,2014 • via marrowack (source antiocial)


white people dead ass be like “well mike brown didn’t bring cupcakes to the school picnic when he said he would back in the 2nd grade so yeah he got what he deserved, but i’m not racist”

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2,669 notes | 00:46 am • Sep 2,2014 • via takealookatyourlife (source blastortoise-chan)


if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

94,596 notes | 00:45 am • Sep 2,2014 • via itchkvskycranei (source acupofteaandmore)

like I came close to kinda resetting my sleep schedule
and then they gave me a four day weekend so I fucked that up real fast

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Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

*changes this to vaginal (clitoral?) + penile orgasms n smiles*

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126,819 notes | 00:39 am • Sep 2,2014 • via intergalacticpug (source memewhore)

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1,471 notes | 00:34 am • Sep 2,2014 • via geodude (source hella-goodhair)