Espurr (ニャスパーRestraint Pokémon  

457 notes | 23:29 pm • Oct 21,2014 • via mashpototo (source pokemon-global-academy)

「A potato flew around my room before you came…」

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1,449 notes | 23:22 pm • Oct 21,2014 • via doujinshi (source babeobaggins)
john lennon syndrome?



john lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people

I hate them.

14,625 notes | 23:18 pm • Oct 21,2014 • via lucidcorpse (source neptunain)












3,569 notes | 23:16 pm • Oct 21,2014 • via staythehellwoke (source xerneas)

I literally have no tolerance today

0 notes | 12:01 pm • Oct 21,2014 •


tfw no gf

22 notes | 11:43 am • Oct 21,2014 • via ixli (source ixli)

I’m tired and have no patience for people being dumb and wrong and racist and sexist and hateful I didn’t get much sleep and I want to go home and see my chinchilla

1 note | 11:16 am • Oct 21,2014 •

i want breadsticks good night

2 notes | 03:33 am • Oct 21,2014 •


I feel like most guys don’t understand make up at all. it’s not important but it’s part of how I represent myself to the world and that’s important. it’s like how they dress or their hairstyle. they make conscious choices about their appearance too so they shouldn’t act so oblivious

35 notes | 03:09 am • Oct 21,2014 • via controlledeuphoria (source bronzeagestoneware)


girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

31,287 notes | 03:07 am • Oct 21,2014 • via allstarbeaner (source powerburial)